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Dating game walk through

It's a ridiculous premise to be sure, but I'm sure deep down we all secretly pine for immortality via dating sim - or is that just me?There's no shortage of simple, absurdist dating sims revolving around meme-status celebrities, including Nicolas Cage, Adam Sandler, and John Cena, to name a few. Its scenario is no less bizarre, featuring the buff, tough Jaeger pilots and quirky scientists of , you play as the most sensible character choice from the film: Hannibal Chau, the impossibly eccentric black market organ dealer brought to life by the one and only Ron Perlman. shines with a clear application of effort on the creator's part.

This is a good game to play with your own significant other, because it's important to have an open dialogue about the consequences of sudden alpaca transformation.

There are also, apparently, non-potted plant woman you can date, but if you're not here to pervert your love of botany with dating then why even play this game?

killed your mom Sometimes romance can bloom out of tragedy.

The gods have decreed Earth shall be destroyed because true love no longer exists.

Evian, the Goddess of Love, is still in our corner, and to prove the other gods wrong she has descended to Earth to find true love.

If love can bloom on the battlefield, then by God, it can bloom anywhere it damn well pleases.

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